Watermelon?!!!

Remember the movie American Pie? Think back to the scene where Jason Biggs is masturbating with an apple pie. For those of you who pleasure yourself with the help of food, here's a new one. Microwaved watermelon. That's right. Watermelon.

I was out last night when I was told an interesting story about someone they knew masturbating to watermelon that's briefly heated up in the microwave. That seems to be a a lot of prep work. Plus how long are you supposed to cook the watermelon for? Don't try this at home kids. I wouldn't want anyone scalding themselves trying to figure out how this works.